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i-ben-awesome: PSA: Big girls give better head….. That is all.
hangsjustoutofreach: I love Candy Godiva. That gut is impressive!
cocainacowboy: o.O That is awesome
Ok not only do we have a potted palm, the striped chaise, paintings of potted palms, and these two lovely ladies, BUTI am pretty sure that the girl in the back is holding a Victorian condom that she’s miming putting on her pinky. Which would make this
toghh: thosenaughtyvictorians: Ok not only do we have a potted palm, the striped chaise, paintings of potted palms, and these two lovely ladies, BUT I am pretty sure that the girl in the back is holding a Victorian condom that she’s miming putting
Okay it got super cold in Minneapolis tonight, so the obvious solution I’ve found is to cuddle up in bed wearing your girlfriend’s sweater and hit a tiny bong. So far that’s going swimmingly.
I guess a potted palm wouldn’t work for the Tree of The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil, unless the Fruit of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is a coconut.
That is a photo of a camping approve pot boiling water for tea ontop of the grilling bars found in charcole grills. Came home to no power and an unsure restore time. Its January and I live in Mass, it was 11 degrees out before windchill factor added.
religiousragings: rationalhub: “Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.”-George Bernard Shaw Trying to make your pot the best pot it can be is sensible. Thinking your pot
charliebadtouch: That table didn’t last long. You really should have seen this coming, Honeypot, leaving Bluebelle in charge of the shop while a cute mare was around. Jade Shine is a particularly cute repair pony who lives down the way http://ask-jade-sh
darkandstormyslash: fireandlifeincarnate: look…………….. write as much shitty fic as you want. nobody can stop you. you’re learning constantly and it’s better to write hackneyed implausible ridiculousness than it is to not write at all out
colonelgathers: justjasper: cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x] The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious.
secretladyspider: queersabound: keyhollow: novas-grimoire: keyhollow: Pot is grand and shouldn’t be demonized and blah blah blah. That being saaaaid. You’re still burning organic material, which still creates carcinogens, and the psychoactive
tremblingstockings: May I recommend this post? In regards to a chamber pot, the best imagine I have is that going in it would be real heckin loud, making the person blush, and honestly, that’s an A+ thought.
dropthetenors: mankanfuckyou: mankanfuckyou: a sitcom about a stoner and a pansexual sharing an apartment called “pots and pans” the running gag is that they actually have no pots or pans in their apartment and they’re always having to find
furvert4life: Fk is that hot! I love her pretty face with those glasses, down to that boob that just wants to fall out of that sexy lacy top, down to that sweet honey pot leaking on the desk, to her lickable and cute paws! Want to bury my nose in THAT
cunnilingusbliss: freakyfriend23: Gentlemen, try to think of her orgasm as the honey. Honey pot really is the perfect euphemism for pussy. I’m also very fond of peaches… and mangoes
cleromancy: a thing to learn about cooking is, that isnt enough garlic. there is not enough garlic in there. yeah i know you already put garlic in but shhh, listen, listen to the pot, it says it wants more garlic. seriously more garlic come on i said
dakotaaaa: This is actually the most convincing anti-pot add I’ve ever seen. most french fries dont reheat well so I dunno its a good idea
enoughtohold: the worst part of any kitchen is that one lower cabinet that’s just a terrifying precarious loud pile of baking pans
So, like, I really never thought to actually look at Pearl’s teapot in “Serious Steven” but there was a gifset on my dash earlier today and I realized that there’s a rose design on the teapot. Like, an abstract-ish design but to me they definitely
My pizza is ready to come out of the oven and I just noticed that the pot holders are missing. Do I wait for the oven to cool or do I reach in and suck up the 450 degree pizza pan for 5 seconds?
yousay-fewdough: deathsock: ah, you’re watching yu-gi-oh!? i love that anime, the way they just [clenches fist] constantly explain pot of greed what are you talking about what is pot of greed have they every spoken of pot of greed is it the green
Okay. That moment when you really have to pee and you’re high as shit. Your mother is hogging the bathroom, equally high as shit. She isn’t moving. You need to pee. You pee in the tub and maintain eye contact the entire fucking time with your
did-you-kno: There’s a pot that senses light, moisture, temperature and fertilizer levels for your plant, then sends alerts through its companion app if anything is needed. The pot contains a database of 8,000 different plants, which you can
i really love this scene *w* <3 … but really? sengoku is not flirting with that maid? there´s something worng!! XD
#i feel like tilda is everyone’s earth mother #someone approaches her and she’s all did you try that stress relieving oatmeal and eucalyptus body scrub i was talking about #you had to mix it in a clay pot remember #good that’s good i thought
verassunshine: Look at this and know some how this is going to come to you. So go with that aha moment, let him take you on that POT date, take that client you’re too lazy/tired to take (not all the time get your rest boo) BECAUSE THAT SHIT MIGHT TAKE
foodffs: Instant Pot Corn on the Cob Wrapped in Bacon My Instant Pot corn on the cob wrapped in bacon recipe is a delicious treat for the barbecue, to have as a side dish or something special for when you want that heavenly butter moment.Really nice
deerstalkingdeathfrisbee: hamanners: mankanfuckyou: mankanfuckyou: a sitcom about a stoner and a pansexual sharing an apartment called “pots and pans” the running gag is that they actually have no pots or pans in their apartment and they’re
chrisdigay: This is a crime, a sin, like how dare the state bust this kid for that. Let this kid go, freelancing is valid. “Dangerously potent”… because the kids is black the pot gets weaponized. This state is a disgrace.
Went shopping and bought little fox slippers and little pots for my cacti that daddy and I are getting Saturday :3
There’s a wildfire a few miles south of me. It’s too close for comfort so my husband and I packed up a few things in case we need to evacuate. It doesn’t help that this(what I assume) military wife is stirring the pot. She commented
rajamanila:Favourite Queens 1/∞I always say that there’s one rule in drag and that is that there is no rules in drag. I feel like it should be like a melting pot of all your inspirations and female influences in your life. Have fun before anything
D: What is that in the playroom?G: The thing with the ears?D: No, the potted plant. G: Oh! That thing has been there for years.He pounces on me. Swatting my bum and nibbling on my ear lobe. D: *growling gently now* I meant the thing with the ears,
Washing my sex covered sheets, brewing a pot of coffee, eating from a bag of popcorn the size of my torso, and attempting to learn how to calculate Beta by tomorrow morning for my Financial Accounting Theory exam. What is life.
chaychaystriplethreat: poyzn: That’ll do pig, that’ll do. PSA: there is literally no such thing as a tea cup pig. There are mini pot bellies but all that means is that they are shorter then regular pigs BUT THAT IS ALL. I promise you i have one
clanwarrior-tumbly: weretiger19: the-malevolent-platypus: Scp foundation- SCP 4503 I think we should talk more about this particular SCP: “The infinite pasta pot” Apparently, this thing can become a keter. This is litteraly a pasta pot that
ironwoman359: randomslasher: sick-kicks-with-calopteryx: tricktster: tricktster: Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree? (source) when you live in a tiny pot you have to flex even harder where is that tree going Places
xxinksxx: deerstalkingdeathfrisbee: hamanners: mankanfuckyou: mankanfuckyou: a sitcom about a stoner and a pansexual sharing an apartment called “pots and pans” the running gag is that they actually have no pots or pans in their apartment and
I can not believe that this is happening rn. I always see post about it on insta or Twitter. I’d never thought I’d have to feel this pain. Today heaven gained the sweetest most fluffiest stink pot. Big Boi my brother my 4 legged family u passed away
stoner-in-disguise: This is by far the most excitable thing that I have seen all night.
robotsatthedisco: mankanfuckyou: mankanfuckyou: a sitcom about a stoner and a pansexual sharing an apartment called “pots and pans” the running gag is that they actually have no pots or pans in their apartment and they’re always having to find
Honestly, where one POT is a bust, three more come out of the woodwork with offers ☺️ Moving on from that POT who needed to go to China. He was the balding man in his 50s who was an unattractive nerd. I have one POT who I’ve been talking
journalofalondonescort: la-diablareina: journalofalondonescort no it’s a POT My escort ad is still under works lol Ah that’s what I mean haha, ‘client’ for me is kind of an umbrella term for POTs and Johns alike. Still, major ew though. Lol
A POT is funding my trip to Chicago next Saturday to meet him. He’s paying for my travel (driving), hotel, and giving me 軸 for the day. This is my first time traveling to see a POT and I feel like a real life SB haha. He said that it will be
queencitysb: What a night!I finally met with the POT from the CL add. I was dressed to the nines in an all black ensemble w/ gold studded Michael Kors Suede Pumps. The only thing is that my manicure was (super) old. But that did not stop me from looking
seekingdaddy: When you are on a date with a POT who is ugly but really rich … No- this is dangerous behavior to become completely wasted on a POT date. That renders the sugar baby defenseless to protecting herself from any potential of assault.
la-diablareina: I’m going on a Chicago trip as a trial run with this POT he’s promised shopping, cash, restaurants, and museums. He is a don and that doesn’t bother me but what bothers me is that he’s kinda an asshole and is condescending when
that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch: mankanfuckyou: mankanfuckyou: a sitcom about a stoner and a pansexual sharing an apartment called “pots and pans” the running gag is that they actually have no pots or pans in their apartment and they’re always
maboose: STIR MY POT http://maboose.tumblr.com/ Is that colton?
haygirlhay: Glory be to god that one-pot mac recipe is a treasure. Further enhanced by roasted broccoli and truffle oil.
keithsweatshop: poorrichardsnews: New York Daily News decides to go full-on journalistic malpractice. Talk about stirring the pot!
was watching pokemon today today and in one of the orange island episodes Ash said his mom makes deep dish chili dog and pizza pot pies, what the hell is that and where can i try some
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